I basically live my life through quotes.
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??